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Are Liberals Really Hot For Trump?

Updated: Feb 10, 2018

Liberals act like they really really hate Trump, but maybe it is like the old schoolyard paradigm where the girl is just being mean to the boy she is attracted to.


Senator Schiff was recently pranked by a phone call from two radio talk show comedians. The comedians Vladimir Kyzetsof and Alexei Stolyarov called Senator Schiff pretending to have naked pictures of President Donald Trump. Senator Schiff got very excited by the idea of seeing Donald Trump naked and tried very hard to get the comedians to give him copies of the nonexistent photos.





I don't know if he is turned on by the presidents signature hair do or his orange skin tone, but Senator Schiff seemed almost breathless, salivating on the edge of his seat at the idea of seeing President Trump naked.


So when I heard about this incident where Russian comedians prank phone called a senator I had to laugh. It is not only pretty funny, but it is also pretty ballsy. Then I listened to the audio and I really busted a gut.      When I heard how desperate Senator Schiff was to see pictures of Trump naked a new idea hit me. For almost two years now something has really bothered me. Liberal demon craps have been so openly hateful and abusive towards President Trump, Melania Trump, and even towards their children that it has reached the point of being ridiculous.      Everything that Trump says is spun into a ridiculous negative angle. If he says something patriotic then it is spun as racist, if he talks about improving the economy then it gets spun as corporate handouts, if he tries to keep a campaign promise it gets spun that he is starving children and etc. It is to the point that Trump could find the cure for heart disease they would spin it that he is putting doctors out of work.      So then I hear Senator Schiff getting all breathless and excited at the prospect that he might get to see Donald Trump naked and I start to wonder if liberal demon craps really hate Trump at all. Maybe what is really going on is unrequited lust and jealousy. If they just hated Trump then why all the vitriol for the first lady, but if they have the hots for Trump then what we may be seeing is jealousy. Maybe they have the hots for Trump and they are just seriously jealous of the first lady because she is getting what they cannot have.      Senator Schiff at least sounds like he might be on the verge of coming out of the closet, but who knows? That is of course pure speculation. I just know he sounded really hot and bothered by the idea that he might get to see Trump naked. Is Schiff a homosexual who is interested in older men? I don't know the answer to that question. If he is maybe it is time for him to be honest with himself and courageous enough to come out. He has been seen hanging around with Mark Takano, but I'm sure that is all perfectly innocent though.

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